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Van Allen - Heavyweight Tee

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Launch price: $27.95 with free U.S. shipping included!


Can humans even survive the Van Allen radiation belts? NASA says so. This retro sci-fi tee features an Apollo-style space capsule blasting toward the moon as three astronauts laugh their way through the infamous belts. With a vintage 1970s space-art vibe and a tongue-in-cheek nod to one of the internet’s favorite moon-landing debates, this design is made for conspiracy humor fans, space nerds, and anyone who enjoys stirring up a little conversation. Soft, bold, and unapologetically weird, this shirt is perfect for skeptics, believers, and everyone in between. • 100% ring-spun cotton • Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²) • Garment-dyed • Relaxed fit • 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar • Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability • Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems • Blank product sourced from Honduras

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