Alien Pyramids - Heavyweight Tee

Launch price: $27.95 with free U.S. shipping included!

Who really built the pyramids? This design imagines ancient Egypt as the galaxy’s most suspicious construction site — complete with UFO-powered block placement, a gray alien foreman, and a very questionable project timeline. Printed with a detailed night-sky scene, glowing tractor beams, and a retro sci-fi construction vibe, this tee is perfect for ancient-alien believers, pyramid skeptics, and anyone who thinks history class left out a few details. • 100% ring-spun cotton • Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²) • Garment-dyed • Relaxed fit • 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar • Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability • Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems • Blank product sourced from Honduras